February 2012
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Currently brushing my shoulders off.
Anonymous asked: how old are you? and are u pregnant?
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germany is my bratwurst nightmare
Paul and I have decided to never, EVER come back here for like.. a regular vacation. I’m supposed to have free wifi at this hotel but it says I have 6 hours left. I didn’t pay $900 for a hotel room with ‘wireless internet for just half of your stay’. The plane rides were bullshit. I spent the first one to Detroit digging my fingernails into the seat because I hadn’t...
January 2012
24 posts
The top of my uterus is an inch above my belly...
So I’ve been back and forth about this whole ‘how pregnant am I ACTUALLY’ thing. The fact of the matter is this: I documented my ovulation for 4 months. I knew the exact day that the sperm made its way to my egg. Then I felt the exact moment of implantation. Then I bled for 4 days. This is what is called decidual bleeding, when your body is all retarded and doesn’t know...
BITCH, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SELF-RESPECT?
It's official, I'm 141 lbs fat and I know exactly...
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Check out my interview with Todd Vinson here! →
I am fucking livid.
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Check out my new photoblog posting + buy some... →
